I heard on the radio that a new Canadian edition of Monopoly is being made and that people can suggest and vote on which Canadian cities they'd like to see on the board. Being a local radio station that I was listening to, the suggestion was, of course, 'vote for Victoria.'
Well, 'fuck that!' I exclaimed. 'I want to see Dildo, Newfoundland on the board!'
So, like the good, obedient Canadian that I am, I went to the suggested website (www.monopolyvote.ca), registered and nominated the fair town. I will return daily to renominate it and vote for it. I am just that obsessive!
If you too would like to see Dildo on Canada's new Monopoly board, please do the same, aww good doggie.
And now, a little video about Dildo, NF.
I do believe that the above is old news and Dildo will be remaining Dildo. Whew!
In summary, if love Dildo as much as I do, please register and vote!