Showing posts with label xmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label xmas. Show all posts

Saturday, December 26, 2009

What did you get for xmas?

I got a cold, diarrhea, projectile vomiting and menstrual cramps. Pretty much every orifice was flowing like Niagara Falls.

On the plus side, this is probably the first xmas where I've actually lost weight.

What did you score this year?

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Non xmassy xmas?


I hate xmas and I have pretty much decided that I'm opting out of xmas this year. I just do not have the desire or the energy to feign happily going along with it anymore. I hate it, I have for a long, long time and it's time for me to live my life with integrity.

Question is... what shall I do over the holiday season? I'm very aware of the negative effects the most joyous time of the year (gag) has on certain people and this year, I'm one of those people.

So I'm wondering if maybe I should 'do something' but at the same time, my energy is low. Some days just getting up, dressed and fed is an accomplishment in itself nevermind pestering off somewhere.

Maybe I'll just crank up the heat, put on some good reggae and pretend I'm in Jamaica.

What would be your ideal non-xmassy xmas?