You all know who you are!
For a whole month you've all known about it. It must have been on the news. It must have been in the papers. It must have been talked about. And you never, never, never told me!
You all knew that I'd love it. That I would howl with laughter.
Yet you held it back. You kept it from me. No URLs sent. Nothing... sniffles...
You thought you could keep it from me. You selfish, uncharitable, tightfisted meanies!
But I found it! Mwhahahahahaha!