No, no, no... not these kind:

I'm already a dedicated and faithful follower of the above and these too:

Too faithful really.
And depending upon where I am on the globe, spiritual nourishment can be found here (hi Neil):

Or here:

Or, depending on your interests, it can be found here (hi Jayne):

I've never been faithful to these chips:

But, at one time in my life, I was a worshiper of these chips:

Sinful, I know... but I was only 12!
I have no idea what this sign means but obviously some forms of chips are of Satan and not to be done (in that area):

But these chips are from Heaven! I have seen the Light! Halleluja!!!

Salvation is a six inch deep, 2 mile long spongy trail of freshly laid wood chips.
Amen!
More seriously, both Neil and Jayne had been
Now, I 'run' here; on a chip trail around a golf course. It's a very beautiful, though hilly, trail that looks mostly like this:

Though from the top of the brutal 'Big Hill' I can still see my inspiring view:
Weather permitting, the Olympic Mountains cheer me on. And they're a great excuse too. I can stand there and appear like I'm admiring them, when really... I'm just standing there cos I feel like my lungs are going to explode after hauling my ass up that fucking hill! ;-)
Bitch, moi?? Never, whine maybe...
ReplyDeleteS'ok Jayne.I'm the uberbitch. I take collective responsibilty.
ReplyDeleteNow.... this pinkness.......!
Oh neither of you are bitchy! I just don't like being wrong and that was my attempt to deflect my shame. :-P
ReplyDeleteYes, this pinkness. What do you think, Neil?
You weren't wrong, just enthusiastic and we were concerned for your knees. Trust me, after attending to a mother with two knee jobs, you end up sensitised.
ReplyDeleteI converted to trail running dispite despite my ungracious spills to save my knees! Good on you for persevering. I love the new spring look of your blog. Keep up the great work.
ReplyDeleteSmiles
I like the look of your blog...I love the pink.
ReplyDeleteIf I hauled my ass up that hill, I'd be looking for an oxygen tent! Well done you. Now, can I recommend those choccie chips in a nice big muffin?!
ReplyDeleteHilarious. I love trail running.
ReplyDeleteThanks y'all!
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