Showing posts with label orifices. Show all posts
Showing posts with label orifices. Show all posts

Saturday, December 26, 2009

What did you get for xmas?

I got a cold, diarrhea, projectile vomiting and menstrual cramps. Pretty much every orifice was flowing like Niagara Falls.

On the plus side, this is probably the first xmas where I've actually lost weight.

What did you score this year?