Like many people, I love a nice walk through a park. Unlike many people, Beacon Hill Park does not like me walking through it. Recent examples...
SPLAT! Ugh! I'm hit! May Day! May Day!
Fucking shithawks!
Look at them... sitting up there, so smug, above me and ignoring my fist shaking! I give them a good telling off anyways and tried to make the most of the white streak down my black sleeve.
Honestly though, if I was a seagull, I'd be doing the exact same thing. ;-)
Onwards I go, walk for a while... Suddenly I hear: CRA-WRAAACK!!! LOOK OUT!! HEADS UP!!!
SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
WTF was that?!
Oh...
Fortunately, the ball didn't come too close but close enough for me to wonder why the hell do I visit this park?
Between the above and previous years of 'fun', which includes: stepping into fresh, and I mean still steaming, horseshit... while wearing sandals; tripping face first and completely into a duck pond and being followed around by a very vocal and very horny donkey... the place is a Bermuda Triangle of bad luck and embarrassment for me.
On the brightside, the view is inspiring (eh, Jayne?).
SPLAT! Ugh! I'm hit! May Day! May Day!
Fucking shithawks!
Look at them... sitting up there, so smug, above me and ignoring my fist shaking! I give them a good telling off anyways and tried to make the most of the white streak down my black sleeve.
Honestly though, if I was a seagull, I'd be doing the exact same thing. ;-)
Onwards I go, walk for a while... Suddenly I hear: CRA-WRAAACK!!! LOOK OUT!! HEADS UP!!!
SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
WTF was that?!
Oh...
Fortunately, the ball didn't come too close but close enough for me to wonder why the hell do I visit this park?
Between the above and previous years of 'fun', which includes: stepping into fresh, and I mean still steaming, horseshit... while wearing sandals; tripping face first and completely into a duck pond and being followed around by a very vocal and very horny donkey... the place is a Bermuda Triangle of bad luck and embarrassment for me.
On the brightside, the view is inspiring (eh, Jayne?).
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